1) Adriano Galliani – Uncle Fester
2) Tony Adams – The Donkey
3) Yasar Duran – The Bucket
4) Antonio Cassano – Peter Pan
5) Naohiro Takahara – The Sushi Bomber
6) Arjen Robben – The Man Of Glass
7) Nicolas Anelka – The Incredible Sulk
8) Davie Dodds – The Elephant Man
9) Peter Beardsley – Quasimodo
10) Pele – The Jinx