Miguel Cabrera

Miguel Cabrera - Tigers' Star Miguel Cabrera in Weird DUI Arrest, but if the allegations are true, he is one wild Tiger.

Cabrera, a runner-up in last year's MVP voting, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and two counts of resisting arrest after a bizarre incident in which cops say he continued to drink James Buchanan's Scotch whiskey -- right from the bottle -- even after they began questioning him.

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Police say Cabrera's car was stopped by the side of the road, smoking. When they checked on the occupant, they found Cabrera -- who they say stank of booze, had slurred speech and bloodshot eyes.

"Do you know who I am? You don't know anything about my problems," Cabrera said, according to a police report quoted by the Detroit Free Press.

The paper said the arresting officer checked the following boxes on his police report: "cocky," "combative," "argumentative" and "belligerent."

Cabrera may have missed out on the MVP award, but he's the latest member of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame: Celebrity Edition.

He's also today's Dumb Crime du Jour Miguel Cabrera.